jokes

some jokes that I read from RD Asia..

My seven-year-old son, David, and I were looking at cool camping accessories. I spotted waterproof/windproof matches and enthusiastically said I had to buy them.
"Wow," David mused aloud. "I wonder how you put them out?"


Hearing a loud crash in the middle of the night, Eddie sprang from bed and rushed downstairs to the study. He saw a burglar dressed all in black, rifling through his desk.
"Stand back!" the thief yelled. "I'm looking for the money."
"Can I turn the light on for you," Eddie said, "or were you planning on robbing us blind?"



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http://www.readersdigest.com.sg/rd/rdhtml/en/joke/joke.jsp

more to come..bye.IM OUT